I’m 

going 

to

die

ALONE

I deserve to, too, I’m such a piece of shit no one will ever want to put up with my bullshit forEVER. I’m surprised anyone can listen to me talk for more than 10 minutes. No one will ever love me. 

edgyspice:

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"

"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."

(via i-usedtobe-normal)

"When someone tells you, “I love you,” and then you feel, “Oh, I must be worthy after all,” that’s an illusion. That’s not true. Or someone says, “I hate you,” and you think, “Oh, God, I knew it; I’m not very worthy,” that’s not true either. Neither one of these thoughts hold any intrinsic reality. They are an overlay. When someone says, “I love you,” he is telling you about himself, not you. When someone says, “I hate you,” she is telling you about herself, not you. World views are self views—literally."
– Adyashanti  (via princesskant)

(via kateordie)


HEY DUDE QUIT FUCKING UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES WE ARE BOTH AT THE DOCTORS OFFICE I HAVE A RASH I DON’T WANT TO BANG YOU

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

(via coffinschool)

druidkid:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

(via missatomicbrightsides)