WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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(via kittenloveskush)

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

(via barackdicktoobomba)

sociolab:

I’m going to have to choose between my own feelings and those of my family. Fuck.

Choose yourself. You only have one life. Live it true to what you know about you, and you know about the world, and how you think the world should be. Live you, embody you. Either your family will understand, or they won’t. Either way, in the long run it matters most what you want for yourself. Even though I don’t know you personally, I extend my support.