hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via yungwalterwhite)

vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

(via ruinedchildhood)

wsswatson:

"where’s the straight pride parade?!"

go outside

there you go

you found it

(via serafinacastaway)

Can you explain what cis means?
Anonymous

coolben94:

when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life


"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."

"

One Sunday Morning, I found her in a bathtub full of milk, surrounded by little pink rose petals. Her brown mascara running down flushed cheeks. I asked her what in the hell she was doing and she gave me the sweetest little smile before saying ‘the sadness was beginning to thin my bones.’ I called my mom, desperately asked her what do do. She told me to take her to the hospital. I couldn’t though. I just fucking couldn’t. So I wrapped her in her favorite light blue towel instead. Held her tight. Kissed her hair. Breathed her in. Ask her what was wrong, and when she said nothing, told her I loved her. Eighteen times. Eighteen goddamn times. Brought her to my car. Opened all of the windows. Pointed out the different shades of orange and violet in the sky [it was only 4AM.] And once she began turning drowsy, stopped at the grocery store and let her sit in the cart. Bought her two bags of clementines and five cartons of strawberries.

Once we got home I opened up the China cabinet and took out one of my grandmothers favorite pieces before letting it shatter directly in front of her feet. And when she looked up at me wide eyed, completely stunned, I fell to the floor sobbing at her feet. Draped my arms around her legs. Told her that I didn’t want for that to be her, that I couldn’t let that become her. And when she knelt down to cradle me, I let the tremors slow before kissing her kneecaps gently and confessing to her that I needed her, too.



That night she brought home my favorite brand of rainbow sherbet ice cream and laid with me as I stared at the ceiling fan. Ran her fingers through my hair, down my chest, along my face. And when the cold sweats came, she listened intently to my shaky, broken murmurs and kissed my nose. She was the first girl to ever teach me that our sadness is not beautiful, but instead desperate, filthy and vile. BUT LOVE? I don’t care what you say or how corny it sounds, love is fucking heart wrenchingly beautiful. And truth be told, no one can fix you. No one will come along and bandage up your goddamn broken soul and make it new again. But someone who truly loves you, can always hold your hand whilst you save yourself. That was the most important lesson anyone ever taught me and I loved her for it, I really did.

"
– Abbie Nielsen, On Loving Someone Who is Just Sad (via elderberryhoney)

(via smokeyskypreistess)


things we hated as children: being spanked and naps

things we love as adults: being spanked and naps